Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Because I Say So

So it appears that after 3 weeks of intensive counseling former president of the National Association of Evangelicals, Rev. Ted Haggard, is now 'Completely Heterosexual'. This is in spite of that pesky incident with the call boy which caused him to have to step down.

Well thank goodness. I guess if you say something to yourself enough times it will be true. Oh, that's right. It's only true if you have 21 days of intensive "counseling" with four ministers. They can declare you completely heterosexual - as long as you leave town and enter the secular workforce. Sounds to me like they really, really believe he's straight.

No comments: